juliemoriarty:

remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

ofabeautifulnight:

do you ever just want to stand up in the middle of class and scream SHUT UP YOU’RE ALL STUPID

When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because I know what it feels like to have your world falling apart when you can’t meet the person you’d die for. And my daughter won’t feel that way. I won’t let her feel that way. Nope.

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

im sorry but what

why

no

not at all

merricksexual:

i swear not a single one of you better complain when this album drops

if you want to hear put up or shut up then go fucking listen to put up or shut up because i promise no one wants to hear you whine about how the new album sounds too “different”

  • British Directioners: Ew American directioners....they need to leave. BRING OUR BOYS BACK!
  • American Directioners: Bitch stfu before I dump all of your tea in the harbour #FREEDOM
  • Canadian Directioners: Just going to casually grab my beaver and maple syrup and watch...this is better than Pay Per View